Well, mine's smelt fishy the past couple of days, and they say smell plays an important roll in taste... >_> <_<
"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants." ROFL.
Epic Tusk, it loses out to A Modest Proposal For Preventing the Children of Poor People in Ireland from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Public.