PPC - Post Party Countdown

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  1. CHUCK

    CHUCK Why so serious?
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    gaaaahhhh LIMERICK THREAD NOW.

    an appropriate one, which i dont know any of but i enjoy them regardless.
     
  2. noklu

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    that was better than mine.

    I'm terrible at limericks methinks.
     
  3. SargeantSarcasm

    SargeantSarcasm In Loving Memory
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    I think in rhyme and rhythm, so they're easy for me.
     
  4. noklu

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    thats a unique way of thought.

    I prefer free verse. Don't like constraints.
     
  5. CHUCK

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    there once was a guy named essias
    at first he's like that of Messiahs
    he seems like a friend
    ****s your head and then
    he now just appears as a wise-ass
     
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  6. SargeantSarcasm

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    I like how you need to shift the pronunciation of the words involved so that the rhyme fits despite the inherent nature of limericks.
     
  7. CHUCK

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    dude, **** your name

    lol
     
  8. SargeantSarcasm

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    girls love my name brah
     
  9. CHUCK

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    "what's your name" "essias" "IVE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE" *****fuck*****
     
  10. SargeantSarcasm

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    "Hi I'm Essias"
    "Wow, that's an amazing name"
    "Thank you"

    amazing conversation starter.
     
  11. CHUCK

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    "DUR IM DEVON"

    "awwwww..." *pats head and walks away*
     
  12. SargeantSarcasm

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    "Hi I'm essias, and this here is my lonely friend devon, give him some attention"
    "::impressed by forward nature:: Okay, but I better get something out of this"
     
  13. RageQuit

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    I love your name Sarge,
     
  14. CHUCK

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    QUEUE DATE RAPE.
    *puts ghb into her drink while she pats head*
    *she goes back to essias*
    *she passes out later*
    "DEVON ****, SHE'S ON MY COUCH AND HALF PASSED OUT"
    "you know what to do essias... you know what to do..."
     
  15. SargeantSarcasm

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    ::takes her home::
     
  16. QKT

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    CUE* DATE RAPE

    you mean
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    essias is a name of homosex
     
  17. Shanon

    Shanon Loves His Sex Fruits
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    im weeiirrrddddd
    :D
     
  18. QKT

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    No more of that!
     
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    what does fh have against my computer...
    first it was the lack of any text or pictures on the page
    then it was a database error
    then just nothing at all (on multiple browsers)
    then the lack of stuff again
    now chrome on a different computer works....
     

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