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  1. Black Theorem

    Black Theorem Ancient
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    Huey is THE ****.
     
  2. thesilencebroken

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    Correction. Now she's lost her mind.

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    What's happening?
     
  5. thesilencebroken

    thesilencebroken Jill Sandwich
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  7. thesilencebroken

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    Well, she does like serial killers, and it did almost make her insane making it. She dropped the smallest one half-way through the process, and lost it for like 3 minutes. lol
     
  8. Grif

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    #5829 Bloo Jay, May 17, 2010
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  10. LieutenantLambo

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    Perhaps you'll pardon me if I write this letter in a more personal vein than usual. I want to tell you about some personal perceptions of mine, primarily because Grif's hatchet men mistake incoherence for sense and think profound anything that is uncompromising or perverted. Before I say anything else, I'd like to state the following disclaimer for Grif's benefit: Warning! This letter may contain sarcasm. Okay, now that that's taken care of, let me posit the hypothesis that anyone who has spent much time wading through the pious, obscurantist, jargon-filled cant that now passes for "advanced" thought in the humanities already knows that my chief objective is to defy Grif. What may be news, however, is that he thinks that he is the one who will lead us to our great shining future. However, his sermons are the opiate of the unsophisticated. He will decidedly damage the debate about this issue in that we will have to spend lots of time correcting misunderstandings that are directly attributable to his solutions.

    Doesn't Grif realize that the ostensible basis for his speech codes is as phony as the loose and biased standards applied to enforce them? The answer I shall provide is broad, plain, and even more than sufficient. You see, if cannibalism were an Olympic sport, Grif would clinch the gold medal. At first blush, it appears that his helots mimic his behavior to the last jot and tittle. However, we need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with him. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that he sometimes has trouble convincing people that hedonism is absolutely essential to the well-being of society. When he has such trouble, he usually trots out a few uncontrollable power brokers to constate authoritatively that uncivilized cockalorums are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. Whether or not that trick of his works, it's still the case that I receive a great deal of correspondence from people all over the world. One of the things that impresses me about all of it is the massive number of people who realize that some people think it's a bit extreme of me to take the mechanisms, language, ideology, and phraseology for determining what is right and what is wrong out of the hands of Grif and his brethren and put them back in the hands of ordinary people—a bit over the top, perhaps. Well, what I ought to remind such people is that I want to navigate a safe path between the Scylla of Grif's wayward expedients and the Charybdis of feudalism. That may seem simple enough, but Grif keeps trying to hasten the destruction of our civilization. And if we don't remain eternally vigilant, he will definitely succeed. No one that I speak with or correspond with is happy about this situation. Of course, I don't speak or correspond with crime-stained stirrers, Grif's hangers-on, or anyone else who fails to realize that if we don't call your attention to the problem of effete meanies right now, then Grif's hatchet jobs will soon start to metastasize until they force us to adopt rigid social roles that compromise our inner code of ethics.

    By writing this letter, I am truly sticking my head far above the parapet. The big danger is that Grif will retaliate against me. He'll most likely try to force me to kiss my freedom goodbye although another possibility is that I shall not argue that his newsgroup postings are an authentic map of his plan to invent a new moral system that legitimizes his desire to fleece us. Read them and see for yourself.

    I have the strength, ability, desire, and courage to fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights. Do you? If Grif got his way, he'd be able to perpetuate harmful stereotypes. Brrrr! It sends chills down my spine just thinking about that.

    If you've read any of the noxious slop that Grif has concocted, you'll undeniably recall Grif's description of his plan to blacklist his enemies as terrorist sympathizers or traitors. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that Grif possesses no significant intellectual skills whatsoever and has no interest in erudition. Heck, he can't even spell or define "erudition", much less achieve it. He uses the very intellectual tools he criticizes, namely consequentialist arguments rather than arguments about truth or falsity.

    Grif recently stated that there won't be any blowback from his suppressing those who would seek to learn the truth about his bloody-minded, garrulous theatrics. He said that with a straight face, without even cracking a smile or suppressing a giggle. He said it as if he meant it. That's scary because the most jaded ignoramuses I've ever seen ruin my entire day. That said, we mustn't lose sight of who the real enemy is: Grif and his juvenile shock troops. When he was first found trying to smear and defame me, I was scared. I was scared not only for my personal safety; I was scared for the people I love. And now that Grif is planning to spit in the face of propriety, I'm downright terrified.

    Now I certainly do not want to sound discouraging, but Grif's memoranda are a house of mirrors. How are we to find the opening that leads to freedom? As you no doubt realize, that's a particularly timely question. In fact, just half an hour ago I heard someone express the opinion that you don't need to be a rocket scientist to detect the subtext of this letter. But just in case it's too subliminal for some, let me thrust it into your face right here: Grif may be reasonably cunning with words. However, he is totally vindictive with everything else. Contentious, cranky suborners of perjury simply pass through this world sowing the seeds of evil. To enter adequately into details or particulars upon this subject in such a short letter as this is quite out of the question. Hence, I will only remark here, in a general way but with all the emphasis of earnestness and truth, that Grif looks primarily at a person's superficial qualities such as physiognomy and mannerisms. I, in contrast, consider how likely a person is to restore the temple of our civilization to the ancient truths. That's what's important to me. Either way, I am more than merely surprised by his willingness to put our liberties at risk by an aberrant and sanguinary rush to help amoral, gruesome utopians back up their prejudices with "scientific" proof. I'm shocked, shocked. And, as if that weren't enough, Grif sometimes uses the word "subjectivoidealistic" when describing his prank phone calls. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response.

    It should be intuitively obvious even to the most casual observer that the best thing about Grif is the way that he encourages us to lift our nation from the quicksand of injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood. No, wait; Grif doesn't encourage that. On the contrary, he discourages us from admitting that people tell me that his fulminations epitomize our most dangerous instincts. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course.

    It is no news that when all discoverable facts and experience fly in the face of Grif's daffy world view, Grif stubbornly holds onto his ignorance as his birthright. That conclusion is not based on some sort of insensate philosophy or on Grif-style mental masturbation, but on widely known and proven principles of science. These principles explain that Grif is sincerely up to something. I don't know exactly what, but if you were to ask him, he'd say that he doesn't remember undermining serious institutional and economic analyses and replacing them with a diverting soap opera of disorderly conspiracies. Not only does Grif honestly have a very selective memory, but there is no such thing as evil in the abstract. It exists only in the evil deeds of evil people like Grif.

    Grif should clarify his point so people like you and me can tell what the heck he's talking about. Without clarification, Grif's epigrams sound lofty and include some emotionally charged words but don't really seem to make any sense. I have the following advice for him: If you can't manage to be grateful for all the things we've done for you, at least have a little dignity, don't whine, and don't expect to be treated like a fragile doll just because you have a theatrically hypersensitive soul and delusions of entitlement. His propositions have served as a powerful weapon with which stentorian incubi can introduce changes without testing them first. It is also worthy of note that he has been doing "in-depth research" (whatever he thinks that means) to prove that elected national governments are not accountable to their own people. I should mention that I've been doing some research of my own. So far, I've "discovered" that the reason Grif wants to create an untrue and injurious impression of an entire people is that he's completely bleeding-heart. If you believe you have another explanation for his cruel behavior, then please write and tell me about it. Grif's clear-cut demonstrations of gross moral turpitude have led me to believe that mere association tends to lend credence to his votaries because people assume they can't be that bad if a respected person is associated with them. So I give you this letter. I hope it helps.
     
  11. Agamer

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    seriously wtf lambo
     
  12. LieutenantLambo

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    Is there a problem?

    By the way, great wallpaper pack. Plan on making a sequel? Or an addon of some kind?
     
    #5832 LieutenantLambo, May 17, 2010
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  13. GoSu

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    Red Dead Redemption.... all the way.
     
  14. Black Theorem

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    copypasta, maybe off the 4chanz.
     
  15. Glasgow

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    complaint generator
     
  16. pyro

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    tldr
    who would honestly take the time to write that
     
  17. Glasgow

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    its a ****ing complaint generator
     
  18. SargeantSarcasm

    SargeantSarcasm In Loving Memory
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    Tell your girlfriend I love her.
     
  19. Black Theorem

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    Sarge, yours is a forbidden love...
     
  20. SargeantSarcasm

    SargeantSarcasm In Loving Memory
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    That's what they always say...then they realize their mistake and return the love.
     

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