PPC - Post Party Countdown

i submitted ten puns to the contest to have a better chance at winning, but no pun in ten did.

 

Who would like to help me torture Glasgow in an abandoned shack?

 

To the future or to the past, to a time when thought is free, when men are different from one another and do not live alone -- to a time when truth exists and what is done cannot be undone: From the age of uniformity, from the age of solitude -- greetings!

 

im in.

 

Oh **** you saw that thread too? +<3

 

**** yeah.

and i need a new monitor.

suggestions?

 

lol, i cee...

 

I renamed my iPod the titanic
It's syncing now

 

That just earned you a date with Glasgow in an abandoned shack.

 

im looking at acer monitors now

budget is $200

i just need a monitor for browsin the intrawebz and watching movies

 

Well I hope that you won't do anything sexual, taking it anally is bad
But sex is good

Pun Party Countdown

 

god, im sleepy...

 

so no one wants to help me find a monitor

 

@ Black theorem: God ain't gonna help

Edit: @Glasgow: Ditto.

 

If I pray to him, maybe.

 

i made a bunch of swords with some wood i found.

we had a massive battle.

 

double doubles.

 

Oh fack

So I'm gonna try to get into a fight with one of my good
friends tommorow for the hell of it. Totally gonna get my ass kicked
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I love how the album the wall loops perfectly with itself