Ok, so, long story short: I have a female friend from work who I've talked to once or twice outside of work. Well, her boyfriend came home the other day early, and found her in a less than good position with another guy (not me). So, he freaked, and she got upset (telling me all about it). Now, she's calling me sobbing, and now, out of the blue, he's calling me venting. I've never talked to him before in my life, but he's calling me. I'm beginning to think that the morale of the story is never to give out your phone number.. Opinions?
Well, given the opportunity, maybe you can try to get them back together. Obviously we don't know any details, but considering the "sobbing to you" part it sounds like she still cares about him, if you told him what she was saying maybe it would help. I don't know, I kind of doubt it, but it's a good way to get rid of them even if it doesn't work
Also, to add on to Insane's suggestions, I'd advise you to get a baseball bat. So when he decides to come down your way, you can show him who's boss, take the girl, and be an hero.
IF you're not friends with the guy, and she's attractive. You should **** her. You are not breaking any bro codes.
Do you practice being a jackass or does it just come naturally? Sounds to me like they're both a bit emotionally unstable, my advice would be to distance yourself from the situation.
I like to think it comes naturally. But it takes practice. Sarge edit: Totally reminded me of this... YouTube- William Murderface: Being a **** (part2)
Can we just go ahead and talk about devils threesomes for the rest of the thread? Sarge edit: No! To the PPC!
Lol, that was kinda funny, but reading it over i realized how horrible it was. Yeah, just stay away from the problem.
i think you should just have sex with the guy, then the girl. This way the guy wont kill you for ****ing her and she wont kill you for ****ing him because they will both have feelings for you after showing them each a good time. Seriously bro, then drop out of the situation completely like it never happened and they'll eventually get back together or some ****. It wont be important at that point anyway.